Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018

Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.

"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"

by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018

Brandon

He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon

Because I'm Brandon

by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019

Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker

Brandon is a savage

by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019