by DORMAR May 12, 2016
Get the bloody blossom mug.When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020
Get the Bloody Mary mug.An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.
by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020
Get the bloody ostrich mug.Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020
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Get the Bloody Marco mug.I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.
by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011
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