wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.
(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.
by youleekmadeek November 14, 2013
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perfect yogurt

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 03, 2021
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muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh
by no1mlpfan March 07, 2021
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Yogurt throat

A person or people who act white, are white, or associate with white people.
Megan Krugger is a yogurt throat.
by Ieatblunts July 31, 2016
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3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
by meme nation December 19, 2017
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