wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

Flag

Get the wedding yogurtmug.

Yogurt Bath

To lather yourself in your sexual partners cum or semen depending on the gender and slowly licking it off of yourself until pleased with the taste (it becomes sweet)

Lucas gave me a yogurt bath last night after dinner for our anniversary.

by sbomb101 December 31, 2014

Flag

Get the Yogurt Bathmug.

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Flag

Get the Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurtmug.

Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.

"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."

by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024

Flag

Get the Yogurt Trailmug.

Diet yogurt

Diet yogurt is a term used to someone that is extremely conservative or just conservative.
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet

Korean girls are like diet yogurt.

by TH224 June 19, 2025

Flag