Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004
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The sharpened spring end is pressed into the person's body. Then slowly screwed into them.
The sharpened spring end is pressed into the person's body. Then slowly screwed into them.
by Vaalarlo July 6, 2009
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Used for describing something slightly wonky, unusual, slanted, incomplete, weird, funny, or different.
Used for describing something slightly wonky, unusual, slanted, incomplete, weird, funny, or different.
*Jack sees the leaning tower of Piza*: Look at that wobbity tower!
Jack: What`s that wobbity thing in your basement?
Jill: That`s my homemade invention.
Matt: Look at that car weaving in and out.
Joe: Must be a wobbity driver!
Jack: What`s that wobbity thing in your basement?
Jill: That`s my homemade invention.
Matt: Look at that car weaving in and out.
Joe: Must be a wobbity driver!
by Demarkation March 3, 2009
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by ak4lif March 29, 2009
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by Jonas808 April 3, 2009
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Also known as a cock wobbler danza or Daniels. A wobbler is known for kicking the Chevy sideways, ingesting any type of alcohol, and a passion for any type of T Bars thongs. IS THAT RIGHT?!? a wobbler occasionally sustains injuries to the shaft of his penis due to a thong rub from panties being slide to the side and NOT removed. A wobbler is known to have multiple J.O. jerkoff sessions without having a time frame on when his gf is arriving home. He can also sustain injuries while playing sports such as slopitch hockey or euchre. A wobbler may be employed as a plow operator, but drives it like Earnhardt in a chevy.
Ricky Martin: What injuries has the wobbler sustained?
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
by Woodler October 30, 2019
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