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Shoe-Wiffer

A person that has uncontrollable indulges in smelling shoe's.
Who would of thought that he was a shoe-wiffer !
by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011
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Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.
I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!
by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016
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cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.
The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.
by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016
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Ben wifler

That kid is such a Ben wifler
by Beaner boy man diod March 5, 2019
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homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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mumbai winter

Ghosts are like mumbai winter, you might believe in it, but it doesn't exist.
by digitalhumor September 30, 2019
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Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
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