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why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.
Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

why you do that 

person- why you do that
Me- because I have nothing better to do

Why Don’t We 

5 super hot,cute, funny boys. They get hate for no reason. They love their fan , the limelights, and the limelights love them too.
Holy Crap who are they

Oh that’s Why Don’t We the best boyband
Why Don’t We by wdw_limelight January 31, 2019

Why don’t we 

why don’t weHot! Hot! Hottest people ever!! This MAN BAND is the upmost definition of perfection! They all are motivating and started the limelight fandom! ZACH HERRON JONAH MARAIS DANIEL SEAVEY JACK AVERY CORBYN BESSON
why don’t we is so good at singing especially Zach who I will drool for

Why Don’t We 

A man band consisting of five extremely smexy men named Jonah, Daniel,Corbyn,Zach,and Jack.
Limelight: I LOVE WHY DON’T WE!!!!!!!
Human: What’s that
Limelight: A MAN BAND FULL OF FIVE SEXY MEN NAMED DANIEL CORBYN JACK JONAH ZACH! Don’t ask me again

why is my computer so slow 

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money