wigger

A white guy who tries to act like a black guy. The complete opposite of a pimple, or pimp-in-training.

Wigger (to wigger friends): Yo dawg.
Hot Girl: Fuck you, wigger.

Wigger dies. Hot Girl gains three thousand experience.

by Zimmyzimzims January 22, 2008

buzzcut wigger

A white dude with a buzzcut that wears baggy clothes, because he thinks he's so hard. He thinks this hairstyle gives him a little more touch of gangster with his look.

Guy #1: That dude with the buzzcut walks like he's the shit.
Guy #2: I know. Fucking buzzcut wigger.

by Alanzo Package November 17, 2015

Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006

Wenger

A noun describing an "Asshole", "Asshat", and all of the sort.

"You're being such a Wenger.", "You Wenger!"

by Clever Cat & Malevolent Moose January 4, 2009

wigger

Someone who really likes wearing wigs.

John: Yo your mom is such a wigger, B - her hair be different every day.

Phil: Dude she has cancer. She's bald from the chemo.

John: Aw freall? My bad, yo.

by Jeema August 17, 2008

wigger

a kid whos middle class or rich who acts ghetto. they also sell drugs alot n act like they need 2 when they dont becuz their mom or dad would buy them anything they want. alot of poor kids who dress n baggy clothes n listen 2 rap get mistaken as wiggers. if ur poor n u live in da poor part of town growin up wit no fatha n u sell drugs 4 money u need n gangbang then i find it ok. im not sayin its ok 2 do these things but poor people wit no dads (who r out doin drugs or in prison) r always more likely to do these things but if ur rich wit a good home n family n ur bangin n slangin then u really have no place in it.

wigger wigga

by YaBoiEastwood April 23, 2009

wigger

fucking douchebag, stinky ass, stoner-drunk, loser gay fags who often suck each others tiny penises, usually suck complete ass at basketball. try to be cool, but are only gay. can't fight worth shit unless the whole "crew" is there, then they'll talk shit all day long, but when your friends showup, they're complete pussies. super fags. white people trying to be black.

joe rodrigues is a wigger(frodo with hair grown out), joe peltier is a wigger(tiny ass shit talker, who stinks. also pisses and moans when he doesn't get XXXL shirts only XLtrue story because XL isn't gangster enough and he likes to make it look like hes wearing a dress, which he might as well because hes so faggish he could just be a woman), kyle varner is a wigger(fuck him, right in the ass with his own bling. also has sex with fat older chickstrue story), shawn jacques is a wigger(parnel. tall, lanky ass mofo that things petty crime makes him cool), justin sarmento is a wigger(obsessed stalker who can't leave rachel alone, even though he cheated on her and lied about it then had gay butt sex with the other 4 in here and still tries to get rachel back even though she doesn't like him at all because hes a complete scumbag loser who tries too hard to be black. then when he feels sad he gets high and drunk with the other 4 and continue their rigorous butt plunging. ),

by wiggers are faggots September 5, 2008