dirty wallace

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).

similar to Dirty bagpipes.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

The Great Wall of China

A group of 3 or more Eastern Asians walking side-by-side at minimal speed down the sidewalk leaving absolutely no space to get around them. Most commonly ocurring at Ivy league schools and cities with high populations of Eastern Asian students.

Professor: "Why were you over 15 minutes late to class today?"
Student: "Well, I would have been on time if it weren't for all those asians paying tribute to the Great Wall of China on the sidewalks."
Professor: "If the mongolians could get past it, so can you"

by pgmoon4 August 27, 2013

Rusty Wallace

When you go to a bar, pick up a random guy, and take him back to your apartment, where you have laid out a tarp on the floor. During fore-play, you slip anal beads into his anus and when he's about to ejaculate you rip them from his ass hole thus causing him to climax and defecate simultaneously. Then you begin to roll in his feces, exclaiming "FUCK ME!"

"A friend of a friend told me that some drunk chick gave him a Rusty Wallace last night. He checked into therapy today."

by Julie tabbouleah & C. Bisquit March 15, 2009

Wallaine

That girl that got away.

Noun. The girl you dump, then realize you made a mistake.

Verb. The girl you secretly love, but won't tell her because you are too chicken shit. So she leaves your life, and you are miserable.

I didn't know what I had when I had it, but I figured it out once I lost it. You know, I pulled a Wallaine.

by Minneth February 4, 2010

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

what the Witch doctor will tell you to say when you want someone to fall in love with you

He told me ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

by Taytaway November 28, 2016

balls to the wall

To go at full (unregulated) power

Steam engines had mechanical regulators that consisted of a pair of hinged lever arms with a ball on the end of each arm, as the engine sped up the centrifugal force caused the arms to raise up closing a valve. If you adjust the regulator so that the arms go to horizontal (with the balls pointing to the wall) without closing the valve you are not limiting the speed of the engine.

When the captain called for balls to the wall, we stoked the fire and pushed the throttle to full.

by Pat Reen January 6, 2005

up-against-the-wall

When a man and woman are having sex in the upright position, against a wall. The woman is with her back to the wall while the man faces her and deeply thrusts inside her. Usually, couples like to do this in front of a mirror. This position is good for getting the depth and roughness you crave.

I walked in on Adam and his wife while they were up-against-the-wall.

by Adam James July 5, 2007