base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

by Pseudonymousleme August 3, 2016

Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017

Whack Pack

A group of non-pussywhipped guys who get together for circle jerks whenever the fuck they want cuz they ain't answerin' to no bitch!

I ain't got no girl I'm Whack Pack 4-Life!

by CarvUUp January 8, 2017

road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017

whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017

whack

A white person trying to be black.

Brandon is so whack always listening to rap.

by cenyounot June 1, 2017

Whack

adjective, A white person trying to be black

Brandon is always listening to rap music, he's so whack.

by kewlius October 23, 2017