washington surprise

have a girl you have no respect for go down on you on her knees while you're seated. if she's like most girls, she won't want you to 'icky' in her mouth, so warn her when you're about to. and as soon as she pulls off, clamp her head between your knees, bust on her forehead, pull out a dollar bill and slap it onto the newfound adhesive. then proceed to yell "Surprise!" and walk out the door (if at her house). if at your place, simply send her on her way. so degrading.

Tim's ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. But he got his revenge by giving her the Washington Surprise.

by zackeus83 May 15, 2006

Washington Capitals

The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)

They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.

Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!

by mike286 November 11, 2006

Washington Redneck

A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight

a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done

by ezlivn89 February 20, 2009

Wasting Light

The Foo Fighters 7th album. And their best. It has few slow songs, and all of the songs are very fast and awesome. The two hit singles are Rope and Back and Forth. Here's the track listing...
1) Bridge Burning
2) Rope
3) Dear Rosemary (featuring Krist Novelic from Nirvana)
4) White Limo
5) Arlandria
6) These Days
7) Back and Forth
8) A Matter of Time
9) Miss the Misery
10) I Should Have Known
11) Walk

Sean: This music is AWESOME!!! What album is it?
Sean: Wasting Light

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 6, 2011

George Washington High School

This is a school filled with mother fucking creekers and dumnbass rednecks. The best part of this school is that the cool kids are rednecks. The football kids are a bunch of niggers on roids. They piss pants when they lose and they really need there best player back Ryan Switzer. BUT WE ALL LOVE.

Some george washington high school,,, G-DUB kid peed when he lost the game.

by GWHS February 25, 2018

washington township high school

the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.

i wish i could go to "twp"

by mark April 25, 2005

Wasting Time

what most people do on this site, while giving bullshit definitions or definitions which don't make any sense; with horrible punctuation, and run on sentances with no grammer. The context of these definitions are usually opinion based and racist, or simply hateful on a certain person whom is most likely better off than them; or banging someone much hotter.

Mike Jones
1)i fucking hate this guy omgomg somene plz tell him he sucks like seriously what a lazy rapper!!L0L!1omg
2)who is mije kones lolzz!11

by lil wyte January 26, 2005