wakean

a cool ass nigga

wakean is a cool as nigga

by wakean777 April 19, 2018

wakequake

To have ass shaken in your face just like motorboating a pair of breasts.

That girl wakequaked me so hard last night that she may have given me pink eye.

by Dr. Devin May 9, 2018

Wakeup shot

The wakeup shot is it's name.
to make it you need:
1. 5 hour energy
2. about a tablespoon of instant coffee
3. about a tablespoon of lemon juice
3. a couple shots of tequila

Yo I tried a wakeup shot and it does it's shit

by rhgerhedarhare October 10, 2018

Waked

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

by Paul Climent July 9, 2019

Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019

wake down

to wake up and be sad

Jordan: "...at 8 i wake down and pretend i am fine"

by Krkič November 11, 2019

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020