by Pope Smot, BSC April 24, 2003
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1. Anorexic men that glitter in the sunlight. They are perfect in every way imaginable. These vampires aren't real, and can only be seen in badfics. See also: Gary Stu, and/or Mary Sue.
2. Creatures of the night, that feed on human blood. If sunlight touches their skin, they will explode into a poof of dust! They usually have 'Widow's Peak' hairlines, with black hair, and very pale skin. Their wardrobe consists of very expensive looking clothes, and a devilishly good cape. These vampires can usually be heard in the castles of Transylvania, playing their large, and dusty pipe organs.
1. Anorexic men that glitter in the sunlight. They are perfect in every way imaginable. These vampires aren't real, and can only be seen in badfics. See also: Gary Stu, and/or Mary Sue.
2. Creatures of the night, that feed on human blood. If sunlight touches their skin, they will explode into a poof of dust! They usually have 'Widow's Peak' hairlines, with black hair, and very pale skin. Their wardrobe consists of very expensive looking clothes, and a devilishly good cape. These vampires can usually be heard in the castles of Transylvania, playing their large, and dusty pipe organs.
1. Edward Cullen is one of them new fangled Vampire things...
2. The most famous vampire ever, was Dracula! It is still debatable whether or not he existed!
2. The most famous vampire ever, was Dracula! It is still debatable whether or not he existed!
by The_Exuberant_Face August 16, 2010
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1. Mythical creature that survives by drinking blood. Think Transylvania and silver spikes.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
The vampire Jenny tricked me so bad. She's the student president, treasurer of the young politicians, and goes to lacrosse camp over the summer. I thought she was going to be a great girlfriend. It turned out she had a broken family and smoked weed almost every weekend. She tried to trick me into trying that, but my team and coach pulled me back before I was ruined.
by StealerzRule August 24, 2005
Get the vampire mug."Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."
by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009
Get the vampire time suck mug.When you eat popcorn and fail epically by biting your tongue or getting your fingers greased by butter.
by ThiingTwo September 29, 2011
Get the Butter-butt biting vampire mug.Staying out all night and hibernating all day. This lifestyle is usually associated with 7 day alcohol binges, where one stays out all night partying and sleeps all day in their dark room avoiding the sun. Another example is when students can be found staying up all night studying in the library and crashing all day long during finals week. The word is derived from the habits of vampires who come out at night and avoid the daylight sun at all costs.
Nate: Where is Mike, he hasn't been over in like three days
Derek: Mike is on that VampireLife I haven't seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at Happy Hour on Main Street though, just wait for sun down.
Nate: Drunk!
Derek: Mike is on that VampireLife I haven't seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at Happy Hour on Main Street though, just wait for sun down.
Nate: Drunk!
by Vandalizer48 May 17, 2011
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