Varchester United 

The Manchester United side in the 20/21 season. Headed by Bruno Penandes. Scammed penalties from every touch in the box

Christ did you see the Varchester United game?
Who scored for them? Obviously Penandes

Varchester United by bendover8567 October 28, 2020

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

The United States Merchant marine Academy by salty seaman April 24, 2006

The United Holy Church of Santa 

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

The United Holy Church of Santa by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008

west ham united 

situated at upton park, east london. they are the best football team in the whole world even if they dont ever win anything and they lose most of their games they are still the fucking greastest team ever and thats that

Fa cup final

west ham united were winning 2-0 to liverpool, but by the end of the match the score was 3-3 and west ham ended up losing on penalties, but they are still the best team ever

west ham united by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 10, 2006

leeds united 

leeds united are probley the best team in the world to support. Everyone on here seems to hate them because they all suport shity little teams and when they come to leeds its there cup final and they get beat.

Teams like : Huddesfield, Bradford, Sheff United, Sheff Wedneday , Barnsley , Millwall, ect ect ect.

Teams like theses play leeds united and come thinking there well hard, they loose the games and the fights.

leeds united by Leeds_Till_I_Die April 27, 2006

Leeds United 

The largest football club from the capital of the north, th city of Leeds. Quite possibly the greatest team in the world. Definitely with the best fans in the world. Leeds United play at Elland Road (NOT "Bellend Road"), obviously the best stadium in the north.
Their chants are Marching On Together and Glory Glory Leeds United.
Often suffer from injustice from the Football League and Football Association.

Guy 1: Oh my God, Manchester United lost again!
Guy 2: Ah, man, you should support Leeds United, we were undefeated for 12 games in a row!

Leeds United by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

Oxford United 

A football club currently 2nd in the conference thanks to kassam the c*nt. Now on the up and on course for a swift return to league football thanks to Nick Merry and Jim Smith

COME ON YOU YELLOWS!!

Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
We're Oxford United
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By those S*indon b*stards
WE'LL KEEP THE YELLOW FLAG FLYING HIGH

Oxford United by Forever Yellow December 10, 2008