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twat swatter 

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
twat swatter by alex olenik May 30, 2009
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Twat Fiddler 

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger
She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along
Twat Fiddler by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

Twat pad 

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"
Twat pad by DJFKM January 20, 2009
The smell dirty women give off from between their legs when they don't bathe regularly or properly.
"Did you get a whiff of Leslie? Her twat rot could knock over a horse!"
twat rot by Liips March 14, 2008

twat footing

The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot
"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"
twat footing by KraJ February 6, 2007

Twat Burglar

Any individual with an incomparable prowess for seducing the female population.
"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."