driving while turbo

Operating a motor vehicle while in turbo mode. Often referred to as DWT for short. This can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided. My suggestion if you're in turbo mode and you need to get somewhere is to listen to music that sucks like Celine Dion or Nick Lachey.

Guy 1: "Oh man, last night I got pulled over for driving while turbo agian"
Guy 2: "Seriously? That's like the 5th time for you isn't it?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, apparently driving down the wrong side of the road while you're hanging out the driver's side window hitting street signs with a baseball bat and screaming the lyrics to Paralyzer is a dead give away that you're in turbo mode."
Guy 1: "I'll burn you my James Blunt CD, I actually think you'd like it. Plus it will help you drive better"
Guy 2: "why do I hang out with you? you're a queer"

by TRON 2.0 January 28, 2008

Chicago Sunroof Turbo

Positioning one's rectum directly onto the air intake of the victim's sleep apnea machine then farting, thereby pressurizing the evil stench before slamming it at a high rate of speed and pressure through the mask , nose and lungs of the unlucky victim.

After stealthily entering the abode of mine enemy with the intent and malice aforethought of delivering unto him a Chicago Sunroof, I looked upon him did see that he wore a sleep apnea mask. And this was bad, for a mask would surely be of hindrance to said delivery. And so I thought hastily and did contrive of a new delivery system. A system even more heinous than usual. And hence I did drop trou and placed my rectum directly upon the air intake of his sleep apnea machine and did unleash the darkness that dwells within my bowels, hence, inventing the Chicago Sunroof Turbo.

by Seven62 February 21, 2015

Going Turbo

Acting erratically and disgracefully out of rage, jealousy, frustration, or other unwelcome feelings. Used primarily in and around gaming culture.

M. Bison: "You're not going turbo, are you?"

Online Gamer 1: "YOU'RE CHEATING!! I QUIT!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!"
Online Gamer 2: "Relax, dude, I'm just good at this game. No need to go turbo."

by Gashmaster May 3, 2014

Twin Turbo Twat

A word used to describe someone so obnoxious that calling them a 'twat' is reasonably complimentary.

Paris Hilton (is a twin turbo twat)

by Richistheman August 2, 2009

Get Turbo

Taking it to the next level, like when getting geared up for a show or a party. Often involves caffeine or loud music, possible alcohol or stimulants of less savory nature.

Refers to the lag caused by a turbocharger getting up to speed in an engine, you take a minute or so to get fueled so you can properly rip.

Man, let's put on a pot of coffee and some jams and get turbo before we hit the bar.

OR

Hold on, let me get turbo to this jam before we go running.

OR

You guys want to step into the bathroom and get turbo?

by turbogentleman August 5, 2009

Street Fighter II Turbo Shandy

1/3 pint Stella beer, 1/3 pint strongbow cider and a Smirnoff Ice

I had a had many Street Fighter II Turbo shandy s nd hit someone outside a spoons

by Will8688 June 21, 2019

xr6 turbo

Ford falcon xr6 turbo. Best fkn car on the planet. More hp than your shitbox holden commodore. Can easily and cheaply be made to produce massive horsepower and torque.

Has a straight six 4 litre 'Barra' engine with a Garrett turbo on it. People love to fry tires with xr6 turbos.

Oh shit that xr6 turbo beat my ss commodore, thata bullshit because I have chevy badges!

by gamingmonkeys April 8, 2017