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tune

The act of passionately kissing a stranger, otherwise known as a "random", most often in the middle of a crowded club.
Dude! I just tuned the hottest chick.

Babe! I just tuned some ugly guy hehehe
by J Burger August 25, 2005
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tune up

The act of giving oral sex to a male or female.
I got a solid tune up yesterday from this girl.
by clkrum March 16, 2009
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Tuber

A person who watches videos on youtube daily, often people who like uploading and commenting on videos.
Sam: Hey Jim, I saw your youtube profile page last nite, you watched over 1,000 videos!!

Jim: Well i was kinda bored.

Sam: You are a tuber now!
by Platni65 September 12, 2009
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tune

(pronounced "choon")

(South African surfer's English. Derivation unk.)

To tune somebody is to:

a). tell somebody something in no uncertain terms
b). to scold, upbraid or dress-down someone
c). to order someone about, direct them firmly.
Example 1: "Now that we're prefects we can tune all these lighties what to do."

Translation: "Now that we're prefects (upperclassmen), we can tell all these younger kids what to do."

Example 2: "At the braaivleis last night, I ran into this ouk who was totally pissed motherless. But I tuned him, ek se."

Translation: "At the barbecue last night, I ran into this guy who was extremely drunk. But I put that guy in his place very decisively, I tell you."
by david lincoln brooks November 19, 2010
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tuber

a woman who has had sex so many times that her vagina passes the circumfrence of an inner tube
That slut Angeline is such a tuber, what guy hasnt had a piece of that loose beaver.
by Joe Ander June 10, 2004
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show tune

A song on a iPod or MP3 that is there for show. The owner skips the song when using their player, but keeps it anyway to impress others and show off their musical knowledge.
Kyle (looking at iTouch): You like Linkin Park too? I have an extra ticket to their concert, wanna come with?
Sara: Sure.

Christy: You don't listen to Linkin Park.
Sara: Yeah those songs are all just show tunes.
by Spam Happy September 19, 2009
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Tundra Wookiee

HISTORY
The original term "Tundra Wookie" was coined by a young man from West Los Angeles by the name of Bryan N.(last name not given for privacy reasons) while visiting the far North American regions with his friends. Upon his return, the term was then passed on to his friends and family and unto me. Considering I know a ridiculous amount of people, and I am a total jerk and used the term everywhere, it's no surprise that others use it and try to take credit for it. No matter what anyone says or believes, this is the truth and any other story is utter bull****! because nobody knew what a tundra wookiee was before the mid 90's and if they claim that they did, they're lying.

WORD COMPOSITION
In physical geography, tundra is an area where the tree growth is hindered by low temperatures and short growing seasons. Arctic tundra occurs in the far Northern Hemisphere, north of the taiga belt. The word "tundra" usually refers only to the areas where the subsoil is permafrost, or permanently frozen soil (wikipedia.org)

Adult Wookiees are typically taller than most humans, averaging 2.1 meters (6'11"). They are physically strong (as suits an arboreal species), have extremely thick hair, and have high endurance (although slow moving). Wookiees are fully covered with hair, making them highly adaptable to a wide range of climates (wikipedia.org).

APPLICATION
Though a wookiee could be male, the term "tundra wookiee" was only meant to be applied to women. So that being said..

DEFINITION
The term "tundra wookie" (also known as neanderthalensis Alaskanis Robustus), is basically a witty yet oddly accurate way of describing a larger than normal (in height and weight) woman who is granola-ish in appearance(see granola)and most likely has poor hygiene.

Note: This term is solely meant to describe the outwardly appearance of these particular women, and in no way has any negative implication about their personality. Tundra wookiees could in fact be very intelligent and have great personalities!
Picture Rosie O'Donnell one day on live T.V., appearing one week unshaven and seriously granola-ish. One could appropriately say, "that Rosie sure looks like a tundra wookiee today!"
by E. James O April 14, 2008
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