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Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
by greeneggsnshmeegle March 14, 2018
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Blue Tubes

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.
by Sailey Bchroeter January 4, 2019
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tube stuffing

When you accidentally shove it too far up and get it stuck, so you dump your load to get out.
"Oh shit, I didn't know I was tube stuffing you."
by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017
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tuna tube

No, no baby—I'm sure your fuckin tuna tube is great, it's just that I've got this relationship thing goin' on. . .
by jalfrazie extraordinaire August 3, 2008
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Tubed Out

When you are tired of watching YouTube and find something else to do.
I am so Tubed Out from watching PewDiePie all day!
by sospedecial May 31, 2016
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yogurt tube

Does that mean you're back riding that yogurt tube?
by Chingachguk October 26, 2017
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touching tubes

In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.

That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.

If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.

Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.

Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
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