I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Try-hard

Someone that changes a lot more that an average person over a 2-5 year period

Wow she’s a try-hard if you look at her from freshman year to junior year!

by Katlin seemer October 4, 2019

Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep June 11, 2018

don’t try buzz

Something an idiot uses to comeback with when they can’t think of anything, comes from the origin phrase ‘don’t try and be clever’

‘You’re a wasteman’ - Human
‘Don’t try Buzz’ - Idiot

by Ptownwordsmith December 17, 2017

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Try Hard

A person that is sweaty but plays with intensity in any game,COD,PuBG,or Apex, any shooter game ...

Yo Bobby look at this fool,coming around the backside fraging with nads; this dude is a try hard..

by WxxDxx13 March 29, 2020

Try-Hard

Someone who puts a lot of effort into something and takes it WAY too seriously.

Tyler’s throwing a fit now because he lost his Call of Duty match for the 4th time in a row. He’s such a try-hard. It’s just a video game!

by JimsBooty April 21, 2020