Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018

trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016

burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.

Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!

by piratefire777 September 19, 2016

Trumpet

A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.

Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.

by anthonyoop November 2, 2020