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Jazz Trumpet

An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies

'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'

by janeybabey February 10, 2010

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ass trumpet

Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.

Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.

by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018

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Trumpet

A baby Donald Trump

Dang, that lil trumpet looks good!

by GodheadTurntech October 28, 2015

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Trumpet

Stupid, racist, homophobic bigots that stand behind Donald Trump and everything he believes in. (white people)

KKK MEMBER: I'm a trumpet
AJ CONNOR: ...shameful

by BJ Bonnor December 9, 2015

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Trumpester

Trump supporter

Dude , dont be faggot ,dont be a trumpester

by Farinf6 November 4, 2016

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monkey trumpet

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

by krs42 July 13, 2010

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rusty trumpet

cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.

by mike dick May 24, 2007

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