A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.
Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!
Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
by Lisa-A April 17, 2011
Get the turkey mug.The ultimate Minute to Win It challenge. The contestant has 60 seconds to ejaculate starting completely flaccid (cold turkey) and using no pornographic material whatsoever.
British Lady: Your million dollar challenge is...Cold Turkey
*Audience groans*
Contestant: In front of all them? On national television?
Guy Fiere: Let's hope you can finish strong!
British Lady: Your time begins...now.
*Audience groans*
Contestant: In front of all them? On national television?
Guy Fiere: Let's hope you can finish strong!
British Lady: Your time begins...now.
by Levasaurus Rex February 27, 2011
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The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.
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by kmoney69 August 11, 2006
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Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.
Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.
by kylejtod February 17, 2008
Get the turkey mug.That bitch I banged last night had a foul smelling turkey skirt.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.
by Matt (aka the meat man) February 9, 2008
Get the turkey skirt mug.A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"
"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
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