The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.
A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.
B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.
A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.
A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
by NachoBeez October 24, 2010
by Bearcock April 13, 2022
A phrase girls use to substitute prostitution. A paid sneaky link is being paid to have sex with someone. The phrase is used to have a less harsh tone than prostitution.
John: Woah where did you get all that money
Marta: Oh I had a paid sneaky link
John: Wait you mean prosti.....
Marta: Oh I had a paid sneaky link
John: Wait you mean prosti.....
by Hefley Handles May 21, 2021
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 30, 2021
When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.
by Tito’s stepmom October 15, 2022
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by Hollywood626 January 06, 2009