Beef Lumps

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc
1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
by mustbetom December 02, 2013
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Beef Village

The female equivalent of a Sausage Party. A gathering were there are disproportionately more women than men.
Straight woman: ugh, this party is such a beef village.
Gay woman: hell yeah, this party is such a beef village!
by Also Frankie Muniz December 04, 2020
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Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.
by Sidney M. owns u August 14, 2007
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dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.
"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."
by Terik October 02, 2007
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Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat
Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick
by Sikey1312 March 07, 2018
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Pit Beef

A grudge or grievence against a person or persons generated within a mosh pit.

Pit Beef is created mostly during hardcore/punk and/or metal shows, where moshing and dancing turns more into an angst driven argument or fight. Much like when dogs play with eachother and it appears as if they are fighting, so is the Mosh Pit. Encompassed within The Pit, sometimes moshing and dancing can generate Pit Beef with others, causing problems and kids "starting" with eachother.
Me and Brophy have Pit Beef. Last show he windmilled right into my sister.

I thought I had Pit Beef with that kid Potty, but then after the show he was buyin me beers.
by PeteNutz October 27, 2006
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