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Taos time

Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.
1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."

2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
by derpymcgee April 4, 2011
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Time Pit

Something that absorbs a significant amount of time but offers little-to-no benefit.
MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?

I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.
by larryjr June 13, 2010
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program time

West coast slang for time to grind, get deep work in.

i.e working out, hustling.
by SDFL6 March 5, 2022
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Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.
Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(
by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021
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tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016
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Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.
Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.
by upsdown September 19, 2010
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Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.
Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time
by CactusBill December 17, 2011
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