Greek Time

People of Greek descent are always late by at least 15 to 30 minutes.

I tell Nicole I’m going to pick her up 30 minutes earlier than I’m going to because she’s always late and runs on Greek time.

by Greekgirl88 May 30, 2020

clean time

clean time/ prison term for the hiatus of the last time some one gave head and swallowed.

e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.

by wic November 10, 2010

Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.

Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.

by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.

I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.

by So She Says July 1, 2019

Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.

Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(

by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021

Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"

by CAC3 June 13, 2016