text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.

I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!

by suteiki October 19, 2009

Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

by EvenStephen August 24, 2010

Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.

me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"

by Vilot October 21, 2011

Zombie Horse

To go beyond "beating a dead horse"

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.

by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010

zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.

Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log

by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007