tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

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Get the tube eggmug.

tweaker tube

Tube or piece of hose typically attached to glass pipes or bongs to assist in meth smoking. Or a pyrex glass tube that cigars are sold in that are usually blown with a torch into meth pipe.

Hey bro mind if I put my tweaker tube on your pipe so we don't share the same mouth piece and I get a better hit of this shit? Or hey can you stop at the minimart I need to buy a tweaker tube to blow a pipe.

by Luvlyladyluck January 13, 2023

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Get the tweaker tubemug.

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

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