scoop

When you are trying to get with someone romantically

“yeah, i was trying to scoop but he take me up on it”

by skrrtskrrt9873 December 30, 2017

Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...

OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!

by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017

The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

Scoop

Noun. alway followed by the infefinite article unles there are more than one. A flick/scoop of a mans chest. You have to say scoop as you scoop the man

Hey you owe me a scoop
*scoop*

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

Scoop

The act of literally duping and brushing someone’s chest in an upward motion. Girls can scoop guys, but guys can’t scoop girls. Girls can scoop eachother , same thing goes for guys. The key to the perfect scoop is to instead of flicking your wrist, away your wrist gently.

Julien: like a good neighbor

Alex: ...
(Proceeds to scoop Alex)
Julien: (in State Farm tune)

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

by CuulioJuulio November 21, 2018

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

Scoop the poop

Doggy doo-doo scooper scoops poo-poo

I’ll scoop the poop
Ok?

by Mom scoop the poop for doggy March 8, 2022