Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
Get the The East Honduran Scissor ritualmug. Two women doing what's known as "scissoring", both either having a burning sensation STD or a UTI -OR- both must be two natural born red heads -OR- used accidentally, or otherwise, a lube causing a burning sensation, while said "scissoring" occurs.
"I was gonna make it a threesome, but I caught wind that their was a scissor fire burning." -OR-" I went to Ireland, expecting to see a scissor fire, but I came back disappointed" -OR-"I knew she was kinky, but I didn't expect her to turn it into a scissor fire."
by AccidentalSeus August 31, 2016
Get the Scissor Firemug. by beexneedle May 31, 2018
Get the scissor hairmug. this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun
by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 5, 2019
Get the broken scissors positionmug. by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Safety scissorsmug. Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
by anonymous March 16, 2021
Get the dead scissormug. by Baophboy January 17, 2025
Get the velcro scissorsmug.