Skip to main content

Nut Gack

When a man puts his penis and testicles inside a homo sapiens mouth then he ejaculates in the man/womens mouth, then the person with the jizz in there mouth spits it into the persons mouth who ejaculated.
I would love to nut gack you and your mother.
by Nut Gacker 300o May 30, 2018
mugGet the Nut Gackmug.

gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
mugGet the gut nutmug.

Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
mugGet the Nut nudgemug.

nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.
After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.
by Joseph A September 16, 2006
mugGet the nut slingmug.

dill nut

Someone who is an utter idiot.
Tony, you're not suppoosed to have sexual intercourse with your sister you utter dill nut
by Danimal007 February 8, 2009
mugGet the dill nutmug.

Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.
In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'
by Stepney March 15, 2014
mugGet the Nut Mansionmug.

Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.
*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”
by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020
mugGet the Fatty Nutmug.

Share this definition