A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).
"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."
"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."
"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."
"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."
"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."
"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
by kevnar August 13, 2009
by menna August 16, 2007
A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
by KMFD September 24, 2007
by My Homie Andre January 24, 2006
by Dmizzle2 December 19, 2006
When a girl sleeps with her face off of the pillow all night or just for a short nap, and makes sure not to sleep too deeply. This way, when she wakes up, her makeup is still perfect, and she looks like a "princess."
John and I have only been dating for a couple of weeks. I don't want him to think I'm ugly in the morning so I've been taking Princess Naps
My date is in an hour...I'm going to take a Princess Nap for 20 minutes before Eric picks me up
My date is in an hour...I'm going to take a Princess Nap for 20 minutes before Eric picks me up
by Maria G. July 26, 2006
I fell asleep on accident, and not only did I lose the hour I slept for, but I lost another hour or two to the nap hangover.
by kalirush September 14, 2006