jump bones

to jump somebodys bones is to fuck / have sex with somebody

"DA-YUM GURL YOU LOOK FINE! i wanna jump your bones (jump bones)."

by GOONIEGOON May 2, 2006

Rouge Boning

cirque du soleil style bedroom antics that break ribs.

I broke 3 ribs due to some Rouge Boning.

by TheCockaRoach April 21, 2010

hemtt bone

when riding in the Army tactical vehicle known as the HEMTT (heavy expanded tactical truck) the occupant will receive an erection in less than 30 minutes of travel. This is usually caused by the vibration, bouncing and generally rough ride of the truck.

We had only been on the road for about 5 minutes before i got hemtt bone.

by explodie December 6, 2011

donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

bread bones

The crust left behind after eating the still edible inside part of a piece of garlic bread that has been toasted for too long.

"Dude, you want my bread bones? I'm just gonna throw them away if you don't want them."

by lime85 May 6, 2009