Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

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Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023

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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

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