When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
by corsendonkian May 8, 2019
Get the sharted showermug. Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
Get the Hammerhead Shartmug. by pipe master666 August 28, 2009
Get the Pipe Shartedmug. Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009
Get the Speed and Shartmug. by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011
Get the shart tartmug. To call ones bluff;
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
by sjk88 October 7, 2010
Get the bull shartmug. a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time
matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu
by turtmgurt August 26, 2009
Get the shart flumug.