cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

furtility pants

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.

Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.

by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020

Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

by Anonymousara March 21, 2011

pant sale

Is a description for an extremely sexy woman who may or may not be wearing tight pants. Regardless of the pant tightness she is said to be selling them in the form of an invitation for sexual intercourse.

Rich: "Is she selling?"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"

by wastemgmtbrandon April 10, 2011

pant tight

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

pant tight boi I got dem bod rolls

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

F'd in the pants!

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

shroom pants

A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.

"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009