Ms. Borus

bhaddest teacher in history, tryna lemme tap that? put it this way her thang is thanging almost beat in the bathroom after seeing that ass.

“bro i almost nutted after seeing Ms. Borus this morning first period”

by cuntslayer78 March 19, 2022

UB(R)MS

Upward Bound Math and Science. Math camp done in band camp style. Summer school for smart kids. Held in multiple universities and colleges around the country. However the best one is held at Northern Michigan University in Marquette, Michigan. The Marquette UB(R)MS is a five week college-prepatory summer program involving courses in English, Math, Foreign Language, Science, and other useful (ha!) courses. Its also a place where kissing your girlfriend or moving a table to have a footrest gets you in trouble. Its also a place where borrowing a TV out of one of the other rooms is perfectly acceptable, so long as the wrong T.C. didn't catch you (or you had inside help). It's also a place where video game equipment and most electronics are banned, but when the R.D. and the two male T.C.'s walk into your room (which has like 15 people in it at this point), they marvel at the projector you have set up. You can stay up all night, and the problem on no sleep is solved when you shotgun an energy drink with your best friends. Its also a place where a T.C. will join you.
The (R) stands for Regional, because the program used to involve high school students from Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan. However, the state of Michigan forced the program to de-regional-ize (just made that up), thus the R is in parentheses for those of us who remember the good old days. The (R) also stands for Rawesome, and once they dropped it the program went down the gutter.

Elliott: Where are you going this summer?
Clarissa: UB(R)MS.
Elliott: What's that?
Clarissa: It's summer school for smart kids.
Elliott: Doubt I could go then.

by The Great Boom a.k.a. Jerry October 16, 2008

Chillin with Ms. Sand

being a bitch and/or drinking out of cups

Will: Why couldn't you go to the party last night?

Zack: My mom wouldn't let me. She was chillin with Ms. Sand.

by jaey meelz March 16, 2010

Mrs/Ms Mendoza

The kinda teacher to treat everyone like a retard or st because she is “supposedly smarter” than everybody. She also loses a crap ton of people’s homework and other class assignments. She is also extremely loud at times for very poor reasons. Also soon to retire

Mrs/Ms Mendoza“Dave I don’t have your paper”
Dave “Can I look through the ones that are graded?”
*1st paper on stack*
Boi 👋🏿

by Soakedinred November 26, 2018

pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020

Pretzel m&ms

Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...

Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...

Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things

Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.

Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.

by Theterminator135457425 June 30, 2011

Ms. Watson Special

Meaning to consume large amounts of food in one sitting. Causing massive thighs or hips that may look as if they are about to erupt

Jim: "I went and ordered a Ms. Watson Special today"
Bob: " what in the hell is that"
Jim: "641 Double cheeseburgers, 243 Medium fries, and about 198 gallons of fountain drink"

by Primal Wire August 8, 2009