textercising

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.

You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?

by markspark January 8, 2014

texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014

testar

shamet fayez

Shamet testar fayez is hairy

by shameh May 14, 2015

Texterbacker

A person who texts back

"Your a good texterbacker"

by Lothecoolkid December 28, 2016

Teseria

Pleasantly mysterious, sharp as a tack, gives up no slack, she's certainly a woman you could imagine in a short skirt and a looong jacket...
Seriously though, your lucky if she accompanies you, unlucky if you dare not to keep up. You'll be left beaten, broken, and battered, but have a smile of utmost satisfaction on your face as you lay safely in bed.

Dude what the hell happened?
Just a night like any other with Teseria

by Fraudulent Psycho February 1, 2017

Testoruski

Someone who has strong rage issue and act like a tough Russian.

Valeriya is such a testoruski

by Thegramalectiction September 26, 2017

tasters

Moderately hallucinogenic benzos that are banned in the UK but not very well known in the States. Very hard-hitting at first.

"Dude ya wanna try some more tasters?"
"Yaaaaa man! After that initial trip I was so zoinked out I could barely talk lmao"

by taster_thot May 25, 2018