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Telsa

she is the girl in every guys dream.. even though a lot of guys are crushing on her, she has her eyes set for that one guy. she is a truly gorgeous. her beautiful hair and amazing body is her best features.
by craxy78 January 20, 2018
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Telepathic Rape

A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.
Hey, have you heard of Telepathic Rape?
Yeah, at least it'll never happen to you.
by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022
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Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.
Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.
by jelly donut December 10, 2006
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telnet

The other definitions are correct, but fail to mention that telnet is very insecure, as all data (including user names and passwords) are sent across the network in plain text (unencrypted). On an untrusted/public network (like the internet) this can be quite dangerous.
Telnet is outdated. Secure Shell (SSH) is a far better alternative.
by Orbter February 1, 2005
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Telly Savalas

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"
Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!
by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007
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televitz

White supremacist word for television. Implies Jewish control of TV media.
Turn off your televitz!
by 88/14 December 20, 2004
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teletubbies

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.
Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!
by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009
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