testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.

how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?

by M Chambers December 11, 2006

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

testicle soup

(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.

Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.

by horses July 13, 2006

testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican

Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.

by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005

Tactical Nuke

When you're pounding a chick from behind and right before you cum yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING" in a Russian accent then ram your cock up her ass surprising her and claiming victory.

Johhny: "I gave Rachel a tactical nuke last night she got fucking pissed and still can't walk right!"
Peter: "High five bro!"

by hairyhitler February 23, 2015

Testicle Tightners

Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.

Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!

by A. P November 13, 2005

Tactical sex

Having sex whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.

John: "The pizza won't be here for about 30 minutes."
Mary: "Do you wanna have sex?"
John: "Great plan! That's tactical sex, that is!"

by godzilla13 February 19, 2012