A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.
Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.
by semass November 29, 2010
Get the Jexmas Treemug. by inmyideaa April 8, 2023
Get the go to the treemug. ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
Get the Fuck Treemug. A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass
I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe
by AmakNifa©ent September 9, 2013
Get the thug treemug. by Freddy April 22, 2018
Get the fallen treemug. Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.
by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018
Get the Tree Punchermug. Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"
Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"
You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"
You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
by xman5k February 25, 2011
Get the e-treemug.