Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020

Trou Just War Theory

The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:

Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.

Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.

CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.

by Old Grad April 24, 2009

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

Theodosia

An amazing person who causes a round of applause anywhere that they go. This person may have a hard shell, but it's there to protect the jewel inside.

This person speaks words of wisdom and has an astonishing assortment of talents. Photography, writing and singing may be only a few things that they're great at.

This person is exactly like a treasure. They have a protected outside and very precious jewels inside.

"Theodosia, this poem is amazing!!!"

by ThoughtProvocateur October 13, 2015

upper arm theory

The circumference of a female's upper arm can determine how much she will weigh in the future. A larger circumference predicts a woman will gain weight uncontrollably as she ages, while a smaller circumference predicts that she will keep her petite figure without much effort.

"Damn dude, the upper arm theory predicts your bitch will be fat by the time she is 30"

by AphtorShok August 28, 2006

theorycel

A person (usually one holding leftist beliefs) who has read every single book, pamphlet and essay even remotely related to their ideology. A theorycel usually becomes insufferable due to their uncontrollable urge to use big esoteric words and definitions, while being unable to engage with anything possible in the real world. Your average theorycel can be found on tankie discords and twitter, peddling their specific form of socialism that will #definitelyworkthistime.

Holy fuck, is Alex still talking about that book he read earlier? What an insufferable theorycel.

by mememachine11 September 18, 2020

Theola

May also be known as Lola. Can be quite a Lolita. A unique name given to a unique girl. Known to be statuesque and extremely beautiful. Exudes talent and confidence. A strong person but very kind and helpful. Smart and sassy. Loved by most, wanted by many.

Wish I could be just like Theola!

by Dezrtroze April 17, 2011