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Canary in the whore mine 

Like the lame zebra that the herd tolerates, the canary in the whore mine is the predictable skunk that a group of girls brings along when they go out to sacrifice to the fiercest (and least desirable) male predators . . .
"Hey Rachel, a group of us are going clubbin' Friday night, want to join?"
"I don't know - is that bitch Heather going to be there?"
"Yeah - we needed a canary in the whore mine."
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The whole cat 

A phrase used by itself to describe an occurrence that was absurd, ridiculous, exaggerated, or dramatic. Usually emphasized more than once for severity.
Katrina: "We need to talk about last night."

Dara: "Girl, we did the most."

Katrina: "It was the whole cat."

Dara: "The whole cat."
The whole cat by ktdelira September 30, 2012

Swallow The Whole Nut 

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".

She fucked the whole crew 

She literally fucked all your friends
Bro she fucked the whole crew, stay away.

The Whole Enchilada 

This phrase is used as a hyperbole to exaggerate a specific objective or pervasive idea. This can also be used as a sexual phrase. First popularized by Dr. Fiedler, it is a widely used phrase amongst the teenage age group, both appropriately and inappropriately.
1: Bro! Did you see my hit!
2: Yeah, you really went for the whole enchilada.

Boy: Did you hear about that kid who got expelled for yelling racial slurs?
Girl: Yeah, I did. He went crazy on the whole enchilada!

B1: Last night, my girl took the whole enchilada.
B2: Cool™ dude!
B3: I'm sure there wasn't much for her to take, man.
The Whole Enchilada by MrRedneck October 1, 2018

The-whore-us 

Constantly referring to the thesaurus to find more 'complicated' words than any you can think of; treating the thesaurus like a cheap whore. Often results in an awkward turn of phrase.

Refer to the Twilight series.
Stephenie Meyer is a classic the-whore-us. Her harrowing writing style makes me feel ghoulish.
The-whore-us by Oomploomp September 2, 2010

verb the whole object 

A snowclone often used in New Age, pseudoscientific or borderline fields to cast a warm glow over the enterprise in question. Meant to imply, usually fallaciously, that the real scientists or professionals are missing out on something that their clients urgently need, or at least want very very badly but for some arcane reason are unable or afraid to articulate.
Examples of phrases using the "verb the whole object" construction would be:

"Alternative" practitioners treat the whole patient. (Unlike those bloody doctors, of course.)

Home birth widwifes read the whole woman.

Organic caterers use the whole plant. (I wonder if they make rhubarb crumble).
verb the whole object by Fearman February 23, 2008