Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.

Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.

by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

shart tart

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011

bull shart

To call ones bluff;

To express disapproval;

A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.

"I got an F on that math test?? That's bull shart!"

"Ah, bull sharts!

by sjk88 October 7, 2010

shart flu

a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time

matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu

by turtmgurt August 26, 2009