Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp
Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty
by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016
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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.
dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
by cadburydiehard June 12, 2023
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Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.
John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.
by doug=caesar May 22, 2011
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Soft cactus

A penis with no hair
I had sex with a soft cactus last night
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair
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Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!
amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D
by thebroskiiii February 17, 2011
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