stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018

stealthee

A pee that is so quiet and/or so fast that no one around you would knew that you were peeing.

Man, I just took a stealthee in the bathroom. No one even knew I was there.

by PrettyFlyForAGringo October 28, 2018

Stealth Baby

A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.

Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.

by Soulful_Gingee January 5, 2019

Sweathogs

Also known as sweater stretchers, Sweathogs are tits that take up more than a handful, but not quite so big you can’t have a night full of fun with them.

Hey did you see Rylie dancing, her sweathogs we’re bouncing like crazy!!

by RebeccaPleaseComeBack March 17, 2019

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019