could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Hypothesis of Natural Survival

A complement to the Hypothesis of the Natural Beyond, focusing on the persistence of consciousness, identity, or some aspect of the self after physical death—but framed entirely within naturalistic terms. It posits that survival (e.g., of information, energy pattern, or consciousness) is a natural phenomenon, not a miracle, and therefore could be investigated scientifically. It avoids metaphysical assumptions while leaving room for research into near‑death experiences, reincarnation claims, and other phenomena often dismissed out of hand.

Example: “She didn’t claim proof of life after death; she argued for the Hypothesis of Natural Survival—that survival, if it happens, is a natural process, so science should study it, not dismiss it.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Hypothesis of Material Survival

The materialist version of survival, proposing that what persists after death is some physical substrate—perhaps quantum information, a pattern in the fabric of spacetime, or an undiscovered energy form. It holds that survival is not transcendence of matter but transformation of matter into a different state. This hypothesis opens scientific inquiry into phenomena like terminal lucidity, reincarnation cases, and mediums without invoking the supernatural.

Example: “He researched reincarnation cases not as folklore but through the Hypothesis of Material Survival—assuming that if information persists, it must do so in a physical way, and therefore should be measurable.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Hill College Survivor

Yes, when someone puts "Hill College Survivor" in their Instagram bio-especially if they played baseball-it usually means they:
• Played for Hill College in Hillsboro, Texas, which is a JUCO (junior college) with a reputation for intense baseball training.
• Survived the notorious program which is known for pushing its players hard, with tons of running, conditioning, and discipline.
• It is as a badge of honor

If you play and graduate from hill college, you become a hill college survivor.

by JucoBandit May 13, 2025

a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021