Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Boner Support

Some form of information that helps a boner form.

Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .

by IvyPoe April 15, 2016

Biden Supporter

Someone who...

1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.

Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"

by McDaddy's Meanings March 8, 2023

Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

by Read it! July 10, 2025

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Women supporting women

Renita and Amadela

Renita and Amadela are the text book definition of women supporting women

by Peepeheehehhege January 30, 2023

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025