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Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
by BukakeJones April 6, 2017
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hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi
that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.
by runthesun July 3, 2017
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Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
by 420blaze it May 14, 2018
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El stretch

BTS DOES THIS THEY GO DOWN AND LIKE SYRECH THEIR ARMS AND LEGS LMAO
What are Tae doing?
He’s doing el stretch
by Trash for bangtan September 21, 2018
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butterfly stretch

Summit will be right back he's doing some butterfly stretches.
by Laju Keebu Inu July 12, 2019
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Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily
Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
by Dickker November 30, 2019
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No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying
Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"
by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020
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