lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

Victory Stretch

1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.

2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.

After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.

by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015

Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.

Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.

by Talented81 August 31, 2015

belly strecher

A code name for a dildo

Nina got a belly strecher in the mail today.

by 213443466 August 31, 2016

D stretch

When a male masturbates quickly.

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."

by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016