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Strapped

For a girl to have big breasts, For a guy to have a big dick, For a girl to be wearing a dildo belt, For someone to be carrying a weapon.
That girl was strapped
by White Cracker July 27, 2007
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Seraph

by Seraph December 1, 2003
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strap slap

Stemming from BRC or Bra Removal Confusion.
It occurs when one (either male or female) cannot undo a bra and the strap (in front, back, or side) and it slips, immediately followed with a whipping sound that results in minor to severe bruising on the shoulder blades, spinal column, or breasts.
My boyfriend can't take my bra off properly. I keep getting f***ing strap slap!
by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie October 13, 2006
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Seraph

A dumb fuck that sits beside me in geography
Seraph you dick
by Xgsjajanamaoiq March 7, 2019
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Seraphine

Neeko and Sona had a baby, they named it Seraphine God bless.
It's Neeko and Sona little daughter, Seraphine!
by a very nice man that likes you October 13, 2020
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Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
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Stay Strapped

When someone is "Strapped" they have their dick on their body. The term Stay Strapped is a reminder to as it says Stay Strapped.
Mike: Bro she invited me to her house! I think im bouta get laid!
Logan: Dude make sure you Stay Strapped.
by cockjuicer June 8, 2020
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